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Zombies Gone Wild
Rating: 
- 101 minutes of my life, gone
OK, I don't mind bad movies; in fact I rather enjoy them. This one was bad, and I mean real bad. But I decided to watch it all the way through. There was a storyline, so just as the movie is about to reach its climax, it turns into a crew and cast get together. Everyone comes out of character, the crew is on film, and the story never ends. It may have been conceived as being "original" or "clever"; to me it turned the entire experience into a joke. A joke on me, as they got my money for a product, and did not provide that complete product to me.
I wish we could offer negative reviews.
Rating: - Avoid
I'm a huge fan of low budget horror. Regardless, though, of whether a movie is huge or low budget, it must have certain characteristics to make it enjoyable, such as a decent plot, good camera work, good acting, interesting characters, etc. This movie has none of those elements. In fact, the majority of the film is shot inside a van, and with a Walmart quality consumer camcorder. The plot is stupid, the acting horrible, and the image quality so bad its distracting. I'm embarrassed for the director and producer that they would issue something this terrible. I love movies, and they're a great form of escapism, and I tend to have a very flexible standard. However, time is short and precious, and I'd rather spend my time watching movies that at least have something redeeming. Not so here.
Rating: - Not as cool as the cover seems
I bought this for my boyfriend who LOVES zombies... and I was throughly embarassed because of bad this move turned out to be. This wouldn't have been worth a free movie rental. Crappy script, poor acting, dragged on and on... ended up skipping through scenes and total crap all the way through.
Save your money, get ANY movie other than this.
Rating: - Low Budget / High Price
I don't get why such low budget movies like "Zombies Gone Wild" cost so much to order. From what I've been reading in these reviews, this dvd should cost about $5.99 not $19.98. Come on Amazon! How about a price recalibration to reflect the original film budget!
Rating: - Go buy a burrito instead
As another said & I didnt read ahead of time, this movie doesnt even deserve 1 star. When are people going to realize that acting like a retard does NOT make a movie funny. Blow up dolls do NOT make a movie funny. Seriously, when they finally meet the 3 girls at the community park by the pond, is the one in the middle deaf or from Eastern Europe? I couldnt tell. The white guy who played several roles including a black man & in the same persona an Indian (dot, not feather). Cant make up your mind? Who's mom played the mom at the beginning? I paid $2.47 for the movie & another $2.98 for shipping. I cant ever get this time or money back. I LOVE b-movies & have over 600 of them. I honestly cant come up with any words to describe just how horrible this movie is. The end was everyone discussing their pay before walking off. Nothing was clever or even remotely humorous. A frozen burrito is more appealing, seriously. Dont bother.
- 101 minutes of my life, goneOK, I don't mind bad movies; in fact I rather enjoy them. This one was bad, and I mean real bad. But I decided to watch it all the way through. There was a storyline, so just as the movie is about to reach its climax, it turns into a crew and cast get together. Everyone comes out of character, the crew is on film, and the story never ends. It may have been conceived as being "original" or "clever"; to me it turned the entire experience into a joke. A joke on me, as they got my money for a product, and did not provide that complete product to me.
I wish we could offer negative reviews.
Rating:
- AvoidI'm a huge fan of low budget horror. Regardless, though, of whether a movie is huge or low budget, it must have certain characteristics to make it enjoyable, such as a decent plot, good camera work, good acting, interesting characters, etc. This movie has none of those elements. In fact, the majority of the film is shot inside a van, and with a Walmart quality consumer camcorder. The plot is stupid, the acting horrible, and the image quality so bad its distracting. I'm embarrassed for the director and producer that they would issue something this terrible. I love movies, and they're a great form of escapism, and I tend to have a very flexible standard. However, time is short and precious, and I'd rather spend my time watching movies that at least have something redeeming. Not so here.
Rating:
- Not as cool as the cover seemsI bought this for my boyfriend who LOVES zombies... and I was throughly embarassed because of bad this move turned out to be. This wouldn't have been worth a free movie rental. Crappy script, poor acting, dragged on and on... ended up skipping through scenes and total crap all the way through.
Save your money, get ANY movie other than this.
Rating:
- Low Budget / High PriceI don't get why such low budget movies like "Zombies Gone Wild" cost so much to order. From what I've been reading in these reviews, this dvd should cost about $5.99 not $19.98. Come on Amazon! How about a price recalibration to reflect the original film budget!
Rating:
- Go buy a burrito insteadAs another said & I didnt read ahead of time, this movie doesnt even deserve 1 star. When are people going to realize that acting like a retard does NOT make a movie funny. Blow up dolls do NOT make a movie funny. Seriously, when they finally meet the 3 girls at the community park by the pond, is the one in the middle deaf or from Eastern Europe? I couldnt tell. The white guy who played several roles including a black man & in the same persona an Indian (dot, not feather). Cant make up your mind? Who's mom played the mom at the beginning? I paid $2.47 for the movie & another $2.98 for shipping. I cant ever get this time or money back. I LOVE b-movies & have over 600 of them. I honestly cant come up with any words to describe just how horrible this movie is. The end was everyone discussing their pay before walking off. Nothing was clever or even remotely humorous. A frozen burrito is more appealing, seriously. Dont bother.
