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Zombies Gone Wild
Rating: 
- Do I really have to give it a whole star?
I used to believe that there really wasn't a way to know what the worst movie of all time was, but now I know it's Zombies Gone Wild. Now I do enjoy watching bad horror movies but this goes way beyond that. I think that jamming a rusty fork in my eye would be more enjoyable than watching this movie. I do have to say my favorite part of the movie was when the random people walked into the scene not knowing the worst movie of all time was being filmed. If you have someone that you hate, I suggest thinking twice before sending this 'film' and asking youself 'How much do I really hate this person?' On the upside, anything that you watch next is a masterpiece. Even Uncle Sam or Black Sheep. And I'm dying to watch Pearl Harbor now too.
Rating: - A review from Zombie-Nation!
I am going to forego my regular review format, as I find that it isn't necessary.
No comments on actors, production or special effects.
Just know that this movie is one of the BIGGEST pieces of crap to have ever graced a DVD. There simply is NO reason to watch this movie. Everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) about this movie is complete and utter garbage. An insult to the genre. Even the director / writer was embarrassed by it and only used his initials. You would be better off to just stare at a blank t.v. screen for 102 minutes. Seriously.
Amazon really needs to add a "No Star" option.
Rating: - Don't even rent this trash.
As these movies are typically made by some small studio trying to be creative in the genre while working with an extremely small budget, I ordinarily approach zombie movies like this with a large degree of suspended disbelief. In this case, my suspended disbelief lasted only thirty minutes before I had to turn off the movie.
This is not an example at even an honest effort at a good B-movie. No attempt was made at lighting, no attempt was made at audio, no attempt was made at acting. This "movie" looks like a bunch of guys got together on a weekend and shot this thing with a five year old mini-cam. I created better productions than this when I was in high school. After patiently enduring more than thirty minutes of college kids talking about getting some trim, waiting and hoping that the emergence of zombies would redeem this movie, no zombies came and I turned the film off.
Rating:
- Hilariously awful at first, then just plain awful the rest of the way
If you're drawn to bad movies the way Bill Clinton is drawn to pizza-bearing interns, then you have to get your hands on Zombies Gone Wild. This thing is a cinematic cow pie of the most odiferous kind. The plot is all but nonexistent (I think they made up most of the actual dialogue as they went along), the acting is atrocious, and I can barely even make myself utter the word cinematography when speaking of this film. Lighting? What's that? And there's so much toilet humor that I'm pretty sure the Tidy Bowl Man was listed as a script consultant in the credits. If you come to this movie for the zombies, prepare to be disappointed - the whole zombie thing never makes any sense, and there's very little gore. On a positive note, the filmmakers somehow did manage to sneak this movie out under the noses of the PC police, so it is offensive in a number of respects (especially to the deaf community).
As you can see, pretty much all of the necessary ingredients for a gloriously bad movie exist in Zombies Gone Wild. Early on, much hilarity ensued, making me think this would be THE cult movie event of the year, but the story - such as it is - began to grow a little weary halfway through, and then the actual introduction of the zombies did much to ruin what had come before. Still, I was still contemplating three, maybe even four stars at that point. Then I got to the end of the movie, and it was not good. It was, in fact, an atrocious cop-out that was so unoriginal that it really got my back up. And so it is that I am giving this movie two stars, solely because of all the laughs it gave me in the first half hour.
Oh, you want to know what the story's about? Well, it's the story of three friends hitting the road for the spring break shenanigans of a lifetime. First, there's Marty (Dave Competello): driver of the van, de facto leader of the group, self-described ladies' man, and poster child for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Marty has made it his mission to find as many girls as possible for him and his friends Leroy (Dominique Rochelle) and Randy (Chris Saphire). The Lord knows neither of his chums could ever get a girl on his own. Randy is sort of a Rain Man-type character, smart in some ways but mostly just hopelessly stupid, while Leroy is a total Poindexter who makes Steve Urkel look like the Fonz. I don't know where these guys are actually headed (it sure ain't the beach), but they end up in the middle of nowhere thinking they finally hit the jackpot when they get invited to a party with a couple of deaf girls and a sassy little tease who makes them forget all about the recent news story about a zombie girl having eaten her boyfriend in this very same town.
This is a must-see for lovers of putridly bad movies. As unwatchable as the movie eventually becomes, the first half hour is absolutely hilarious, especially the scenes wherein the fathers of Leroy and Randy send them off on this adventure of a lifetime. It's too bad the guys eventually got out of the van and ended up fighting zombies because that's where the film really fell apart and became hopelessly annoying.
Rating: - Complete Poop
You need a ZERO star rating for this heap. It's total TRASH. It's a camcorder homemade piece of stank. I couldn't even watch the entire thing, I had to FF through with my DVD remote. I was so disappointed. Oh, and don't think for a second you're getting T & A or a girl that looks anywhere near the one on the DVD cover, cuz YOU'RE NOT!! I'm glad I picked this up for 3.00 from my local store in the clearance. Even so, I wish I'd spent the 3.00 on some candy. JUNK!
- Do I really have to give it a whole star?I used to believe that there really wasn't a way to know what the worst movie of all time was, but now I know it's Zombies Gone Wild. Now I do enjoy watching bad horror movies but this goes way beyond that. I think that jamming a rusty fork in my eye would be more enjoyable than watching this movie. I do have to say my favorite part of the movie was when the random people walked into the scene not knowing the worst movie of all time was being filmed. If you have someone that you hate, I suggest thinking twice before sending this 'film' and asking youself 'How much do I really hate this person?' On the upside, anything that you watch next is a masterpiece. Even Uncle Sam or Black Sheep. And I'm dying to watch Pearl Harbor now too.
Rating:
- A review from Zombie-Nation!I am going to forego my regular review format, as I find that it isn't necessary.
No comments on actors, production or special effects.
Just know that this movie is one of the BIGGEST pieces of crap to have ever graced a DVD. There simply is NO reason to watch this movie. Everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) about this movie is complete and utter garbage. An insult to the genre. Even the director / writer was embarrassed by it and only used his initials. You would be better off to just stare at a blank t.v. screen for 102 minutes. Seriously.
Amazon really needs to add a "No Star" option.
Rating:
- Don't even rent this trash.As these movies are typically made by some small studio trying to be creative in the genre while working with an extremely small budget, I ordinarily approach zombie movies like this with a large degree of suspended disbelief. In this case, my suspended disbelief lasted only thirty minutes before I had to turn off the movie.
This is not an example at even an honest effort at a good B-movie. No attempt was made at lighting, no attempt was made at audio, no attempt was made at acting. This "movie" looks like a bunch of guys got together on a weekend and shot this thing with a five year old mini-cam. I created better productions than this when I was in high school. After patiently enduring more than thirty minutes of college kids talking about getting some trim, waiting and hoping that the emergence of zombies would redeem this movie, no zombies came and I turned the film off.
Rating:
- Hilariously awful at first, then just plain awful the rest of the wayIf you're drawn to bad movies the way Bill Clinton is drawn to pizza-bearing interns, then you have to get your hands on Zombies Gone Wild. This thing is a cinematic cow pie of the most odiferous kind. The plot is all but nonexistent (I think they made up most of the actual dialogue as they went along), the acting is atrocious, and I can barely even make myself utter the word cinematography when speaking of this film. Lighting? What's that? And there's so much toilet humor that I'm pretty sure the Tidy Bowl Man was listed as a script consultant in the credits. If you come to this movie for the zombies, prepare to be disappointed - the whole zombie thing never makes any sense, and there's very little gore. On a positive note, the filmmakers somehow did manage to sneak this movie out under the noses of the PC police, so it is offensive in a number of respects (especially to the deaf community).
As you can see, pretty much all of the necessary ingredients for a gloriously bad movie exist in Zombies Gone Wild. Early on, much hilarity ensued, making me think this would be THE cult movie event of the year, but the story - such as it is - began to grow a little weary halfway through, and then the actual introduction of the zombies did much to ruin what had come before. Still, I was still contemplating three, maybe even four stars at that point. Then I got to the end of the movie, and it was not good. It was, in fact, an atrocious cop-out that was so unoriginal that it really got my back up. And so it is that I am giving this movie two stars, solely because of all the laughs it gave me in the first half hour.
Oh, you want to know what the story's about? Well, it's the story of three friends hitting the road for the spring break shenanigans of a lifetime. First, there's Marty (Dave Competello): driver of the van, de facto leader of the group, self-described ladies' man, and poster child for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Marty has made it his mission to find as many girls as possible for him and his friends Leroy (Dominique Rochelle) and Randy (Chris Saphire). The Lord knows neither of his chums could ever get a girl on his own. Randy is sort of a Rain Man-type character, smart in some ways but mostly just hopelessly stupid, while Leroy is a total Poindexter who makes Steve Urkel look like the Fonz. I don't know where these guys are actually headed (it sure ain't the beach), but they end up in the middle of nowhere thinking they finally hit the jackpot when they get invited to a party with a couple of deaf girls and a sassy little tease who makes them forget all about the recent news story about a zombie girl having eaten her boyfriend in this very same town.
This is a must-see for lovers of putridly bad movies. As unwatchable as the movie eventually becomes, the first half hour is absolutely hilarious, especially the scenes wherein the fathers of Leroy and Randy send them off on this adventure of a lifetime. It's too bad the guys eventually got out of the van and ended up fighting zombies because that's where the film really fell apart and became hopelessly annoying.
Rating:
- Complete PoopYou need a ZERO star rating for this heap. It's total TRASH. It's a camcorder homemade piece of stank. I couldn't even watch the entire thing, I had to FF through with my DVD remote. I was so disappointed. Oh, and don't think for a second you're getting T & A or a girl that looks anywhere near the one on the DVD cover, cuz YOU'RE NOT!! I'm glad I picked this up for 3.00 from my local store in the clearance. Even so, I wish I'd spent the 3.00 on some candy. JUNK!
